Office Prayer

 

Grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change,

The courage
To change the things I cannot accept,

And the wisdom
To hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they ticked me off.

And help me to be careful
Of the toes I step on today,

As they may be connected to the derriere
That I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Winner's Circle, The Working Communicator